And here it is...

And here it is...Week 1, Day 1. Monday's breakfast menu is 2 to 4 poached eggs, almonds, and a small piece of fruit or berries. I opted for an apple and bought a small bag of raw almonds. Instead of poaching my eggs, I decided I would boil them. I had 4 boiled eggs, no yolk. (No thank you!) I can't eat the yolk of a boiled egg. It's too chalky for my liking and always gets stuck halfway down. (If you just had a perverted thought, leave my blog immediately! You're on the wrong site.) I don't mind poached eggs, but I don't have a poacher, or even a ladle to do it myself, one by one. And even if I did have a metal ladle, I most likely would have still boiled them since poaching them is too time consuming. I'm not lazy, I swear.

I have a confession to make:::Since I knew last night was my last night before this challenge, I had Thai for dinner. That's not really the bad part. For dessert, I ordered fried vanilla ice cream (Ok, now I'm grossed out now that I just admitted it) and banana-stuffed egg rolls. Gag me, but it was sooooooo good. It was like a funnel cake!! Ok, in my own defense, the last time I went to Magic Mountain, or Universal Studios, or one of those theme parks, I DID NOT have funnel cake. And EVERYONE knows that you can't leave a theme park without having had a funnel cake. Much like, "Nobody leaves here without singing the blues" from the 80s film Adventures in Babysitting. It's a known fact, trust me. (Trust me!)

After dinner, I was really thirsty. Damn salty food!! So I went to Ralphs to get something to drink. I figured I would kill 2 birds with one stone and get at least my breakfast stuff as well as a drink. I got a bottle of water, but I got in line and those friggin' fridges that are strategically placed by the checkstands with all those sodas got my attention. I had my eye on a Welch's strawberry soda...oh man, it was all over...I got back into my car and chugged it down. Fat ass. By the time I got home I wasn't feeling so well. What does that tell you?

Anyway, I jumped out of bed at 9am this morning. I finally got to sleep in! For those of you that know me, you know that my days usually begin at 2:30am, as my shift starts at 3:30am. And no, I don't work on any corners so keep your comments to yourself. So I slept in, felt refreshed and excited to start! Breakfast wasn't bad at all and I felt full...

I'll keep you posted as the day continues...